Young lads at the cinema
Come off in their pants
When randy blokes beside them
Impale them knee to knee
And their sensations thrill
With testicular vibration.
This commingling is anathema
To our cultural commissars
But in the darkened cinema
It occurs some days
To the incidental music,
The crunching of pop corn
And semen dampening their
underpants.
Richard Riordan