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Shirley’s Burn Book

Stockard Channing is no Rizzo anymore

Stockard Channing has a lot to answer for. She was well in to her 30s when she took on the role of teen rebel Rizzo Grease. Now that’s all fine if you can pull it off(and I know I can!), but it seems Stockard is no longer sure. She’s just had a whole pile of dodgy plastic surgery (which she revealed on ITV’s Lorraine recently) and people are giving her a hard time. Don’t mind them Rizzo, you might have your face in bits but there are worse things you could do.

Katy Perry Might Catch Something Nasty

Katy Perry sings about not being ‘afraid to catch feels’ on her current collaboration with Calvin Harris, but if she hangs around with Calvin much longer that’s not all she might catch. It turns out that know-it-all Calvin has been arguing with doctors about the dangers of vaccination. Careful Katy, whatever about polio, smallpox or TB, stick around with Calvin and you might catch stupid!

The Kardashians Are All Up The Pole (Sort of )

You’d want to be a zoologist to understand what’s happening to everyone’s favourite television species The Kardashians. First, Kim K announced that she’s hired a surrogate to deliver her a new reality show character in time for next season. Then loads of other females in the pack announced they were keeping up with a Kardashian by getting pregnant too. This trend of more mini-Kardashians means it’s only a matter of time before knock-offversions are available in Penneys.

One Direction should keep going one Direction

It’s only been a wet week but Liam Payne has hinted that One Direction might be reforming soon. I’m not sure if he’s being serious – after all his solo material has been so hilarious – but I don’t think a reunion is right for the band. It’s just not very One Direction-y. It’s more of U-turn.

Ed Sheeran is a clumsy Clara

Poor Ed Sheeran was knocked down while cycling in Hong Kong and broke an arm. But instead of getting sympathy, some fans think it’s a scam so he can cancel some tour dates.

How can they not have noticed how clumsy Ed is? He has previously burst his ear drum jumping offa yacht, burned the skin offhis feet by walking into a volcano and had his face slashed by Princess Beatrice with a sword. My complaint would be that his current accident isn’t as half as good as his earlier stuff!

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