I’d have to be The Babadook, because I love hats and have a flair for drama! Baba-yaaaas!
I would have to be Jan Brady. In a world full of Marshas, everyone could be bit more Jan.
I’d be Idris Elba. Because of our startling physical similarities, obvs.
Bette Midler, because from day one she’s been bold, brassy, fearless, resilient, altruistic, uncompromising, and she’s rocked her curls!
Ellen, because of her fantastic wealth and once-attractive wife.
Oliver Sacks – if everybody was a little more like Oliver, the world wouldn’t need saving; we’d be in pretty good shape already. Plus, I’d get to hang out with the Radiolab crew.
Frida Kahlo. Because she was a kick-ass queer feminist who was defiantly bold and fearless in her expression of both her sexuality and gender. Oh, and she loved monkeys.
Brenda from Scary Movie She’s hilarious and sassy, she has a super hot (gay) boyfriend and she died a bunch of times, just to show up in the next movie as if it never happened. Immortal!