ALL HAIL, ALYSSA!

Practice your tongue-pop and leave your back rolls at home: it’s time to get drop dead gorgeous with RuPaul’s Drag Race’s Alyssa Edwards.

When Ms Edwards hits Dublin’s Liberty Hall on March 16, expect a fully functional one-woman charade with more stories than Enid Blyton and more hairspray than Peter Marks. And you better believe this kween can stomp the runway too, so you know tickets are gonna fly faster than Adore Delano did in All Stars 2.

Even the ticket tier names themselves are hilarious: there’s Alyssa’s VIP Beast tickets (€40, no gila monsters in sight), Almost in the House of Edwards Closer Ticket (€25) and the Back Ro(w)lls Standard ticket (€20) where you get to sit in the back row(lls). Ha!

Tickets and information from draggedup.net